So I stole this quiz from and decided to give it a try. I mean, we all knew I was insane, right? Wanted to see just how much...

(15 minutes later...)

XDD I got the same exact score as *PatentRenoSmirk! Some of our answers were different, but most were the same... I'd love to know how there's 124%... I'm not THAT Ill in the head, no matter what Ellipses the Great says.

HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
(Yup, is true. And I have also caused them physical harm for hurting me. I can be pretty vicious... or I hurt myself more. Either way its pretty comical.)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
(... Shut up.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(............................................................................)
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
(It was a little bush. NEVER SAW IT. The insurance company still says that I can win my case against it.)
[x] You have been called a blonde.
(ALL. THE DAMNED. TIME.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(... It was High School. I wanted to prove my teacher wrong when she said I couldn't.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
(>-> I didn't just double check. SHUT UP I TELL YOU!)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
(HO SHI-... They do. xD)
[x] You just sang them to make sure (<-<; )
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (UP THE STAIRS NO LESS.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Often. ><; )

TOTAL: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
(... It helps that I can barely remember it to try and think it through right now.)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
(*Caffcaff*)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose (Oh, c'mon, people. I ain't that special.)
[xx] You have caught yourself drooling.
(After telling my little sister to stop drooling. >< So it gets the two-fer.)

TOTAL: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
(I was like Chicken Little. "... What are we talking about?")
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
(EtG. D< YOU HOOKERFACE.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
(And often tell EtG right after.)

TOTAL: 20

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
(Other than at work. Registers are good hurrrrr.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
(FUGGEN GNAT SWARMS D;< )
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
(Rping with Brizy... Coloring... Drawing... Writing... o.0;; )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(AHEM.)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
(Or that was right under my leg. Leave my pencils/eraser there ALL THE DAMN TIME 'cause I like to draw sitting Indian style and all hunched up. I'll be going "G-DAMNIT, I JUST HAD THAT SUNOVABETCH, THE FOOK DID YOU GO? *stand* ... Mutherfooker.")

TOTAL: 25

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
(*Goes into china shop*)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
(XDDD And usually wiggle my ears like a puppy at the same damn time. I think I'm part canine, part zebra...)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
(OTHER THAN MY JUST ADMITTANCE YOU HAVE NO PROOF. Dx )
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
(I'll be sitting there... and suddenly.. "THURS A PAIR OF EYES STARIN AT ME" )
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
(One of my most used "words".)
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
(Just said I use it a lot, riiiight?)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
(And by a lot, I mean more than "um". )
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
(... Because I can be smart, I don't need to! :'D AND EtG, DON'T YOU SAY A DAMN WORD.)


TOTAL: 31
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."